Booty Call from a Silicone Breast Crazy Girl

A stereotype of Korean girls is that they are HOT and CRAZY. In my personal experience, yeah they are hot, but crazy, sure, but not that much crazier than girls of other races or ethnicity.

Well, this girl Judy is one of the crazier ones. In a fun way though.

One afternoon, on my way to the supermarket, I spotted an attractive Asian girl doing her homework in the park. I stopped by and chatted with her. She was very talkative, and for the most part I just listened to her. We shared some common interests, so at the end of the conversation I asked for her phone number to keep in touch. At that time she said, well, I have a boyfriend, but it is going to last until the end of the month, and I am free to date other guys. Mmmm.. what the hell does that mean? A red flag goes up.

Next day I texted her to stay in touch.

Over the weekend she invited me out to a bar with her friends, and also with the pretense to introduce me to one of her friends. Judy was very outgoing and friendly with everyone including the bar staff. She got us all free drinks from the bartender. When I saw the friend she wanted me to meet, she was of course not as attractive as Judy. Girls do that a lot don’t they? Setting you up with their uglier friend. At the end of that night we ended up at her apartment for an after party. We all drank some more, and called it a night.

I did not contact Judy nor heard from her for a few more weeks. Then one day, out of nowhere, she text me that she had just finished a big exam and wanted to meet up for a drink to unwind and celebrate. Half an hour later she texted me “forget going out, let’s just have wine at my place!” Mmmm… I wonder what that means. Being a guy, of course I hoped for the best.

When I got to her place, two of her friends where hanging out in her kitchen. Well, that was lame. I was expecting to hook up with her and had hoped we would be alone. However, after another round of drinks her friends left.

Judy had a nice roof top terrace at her apartment complex so we hung out there and drank wine. She wore a large knit sweater and short shorts showing off her nice legs. As we chilled and chatted about nonsense, I decided to test out what she had in mind. I placed my hand on her thigh, and she seemed unfazed. I then invited her over to my reclining lounge chair, and we quickly started making out. This girl was aggressive. From just kissing she proceeded to straddling me and humping me in the public. No one was around, but I was super turned on by this public display of affection. I think this girl just wanted to do it right then and right there. In retrospect that would have been super kinky, but just to be safe I took her hand and said, “Let’s go back to your place.”

By the time we got to her apartment we were all over each other or rather she was all over me. After another gulp from our wine glass she got down to her knees on the kitchen floor and unzipped me pants. She aggressive took my cock out and enthusiastically deep throated me. In the mist of this wild activity she knocked a wine glass off the kitchen counter and shattered it on the floor. Great, now she is barefooted with broken shards of glasses all around her. Fortunately I still had my shoes on. I picked her up and took her to the bedroom. In the bedroom, clothes came off, and I immediately noticed her pair of large breast. But guess what, hers was actually silicone. All this talk of Korean girls having plastic surgeries, this was actually the first pair of fake Korean breasts that I have grabbed hold off. They were beautiful though. They looked totally natural. Anyways we got going quickly and hard. This chick was just wild. She was screaming at the top of her lung, and kept asking me to go harder and faster. I was totally exhausted trying to keep up with her, but she just wanted more, and begging me not to cum. This was just exhausting. Having marathon sex is one thing, but this was marathon sprint. I actually could not cum, while this girl screamed in orgasm multiple times and still wanted more. Fortunately the latter part was her riding on top of me so I could get a breather. I lie on the mattress and watched her gorgeous silicone breasts bounced up and down. Thank god she eventually exhausted and passed out, and I was about to. Then I remembered the broken glass in the kitchen and got up in the middle of the night to clear them.

After I meticulously picked every little shards of glass off the floor, being totally wiped out, I snuggled in bed with her and zonked out. Sometime in the middle of the night I heard her friends came back, the bedroom door was still open. I could hear one of the girls gasping, “oh my god.” I assume referring to her just slept with a guy she barely know.

Next morning Judy woke up and wanted another round. Normally I love morning sex, but I had to go to work, and to be honest I was sore as hell from the action she put me through last night. That night, when I went home I noticed a small blood blister on the tip of my tool. What the hell. I have never used my tool so hard before. I almost broke it.

The next time we spent together she was not as wild. What is up with girl going crazy in bed when you are a stranger, but the moment they consider you as having the potential to be a boyfriend they mellow out.  Judy and I saw each other a few times after that but our connection fizzled out. She was not quite my type. I wish she was. She came from a rich family, and she was studying for a good career. Oh well, the search continues.

Another Online Fling with a Korean Girl

Yoona is a less colorful girl and one of my shorter flings. Maybe she is an interesting girl, but honestly I never found out.

We met through a dating app called coffee meets bagel. She was a bit larger than her picture. Isn’t that every guys’ biggest online dating fear?

She was very sweet and pleasant, and I thought she had a cute face. Our conversation was interesting, and it was easy to joke and flirt with her. She seemed like a girl with a good head on her shoulder.

At this point in my life I was starting to look for someone serious, but as a sexually active guy I wasn’t going to turn down an easy hook up.

After our first date we texted back and forth a few times. Next weekend I messaged her to come meet me at a restaurant next to my apartment building. I told her to wear a sexy dress. I like girls in dresses.

We ate a light dinner appetizer and had a few drinks. After dinner I brought her up to the roof top of my building where we could enjoy a magnificent  view of the downtown skyline. We made out on the couch on the roof top and then transitioned to my apartment. While on my bed she made a token statement that she usually do not sleep with a guy so quickly. Ok, whatever. Our clothes quickly came off. The sex was average. While she was on top she remarked “Am I too heavy?” She really isn’t. She’s just an average shaped girl. Like the fashion industry, I probably have a distorted standard for the Asian female body. I wanted every girl to look like a super model. After she climaxed from the intercourse she gave me a decent blow job. I ejaculated in her mouth. She swallowed and licked her lip, and said “Mmmm.. Creamy.” Lol. For the ladies reading this, men love it when a girl swallows and shows that she likes the taste. I think it’s the same when a guy enthusiastically go down on a girl and lick and eat out every inch of the girl. Enthusiasm and great attitude goes a long way in sex.

Yoona was a cool girl and I enjoyed her company, but yeah, I was looking for a hotter girlfriend. So the search continued.

One night stand with a large breasted Korean Girl

Which single guy who has stepped into a bar did not dream of taking a gorgeous girl home for some incredible hot sex that night? We see it in movies all the time. And in reality, it probably happens every weekend, in every city, across the world. Unfortunately it only happens to the lucky few. And how these one night stands finally go down can take some comical, wild, unexpected twist and turns. Often the hunt is more memorable than the sloppy sex. In my case, the hunt was full of obstacles, and the trophy, the sex, was well worth the effort.

Ester was one of my few true one night stands. I met Ester at a roof top bar in Downtown. Looking back I don’t know how I could stand the night life. You are always waiting in one line or another. After waiting to get into the bar, and waiting in line for drinks, my buddies and I were once again in line to get to the roof top section of the roof top bar. What a concept huh? While we were twiddling our thumbs, checking our phones, and sipping our drinks I noticed two attractive Korean girls in front of us. Why waste time and not chat up these cute girls. I struck up a conversation, and we all hit it off. One of the girls looked more serious. The other girl, Ester, looked like she wanted to have fun

Once we got to the roof we all chilled and hung out. Ester seemed a bit touchy feely. Sensing this, I took her hand and went to the bar to get another drink. We separated ourselves from the group and found a semi private spot to make out. Ester had one of those clean, angelic face with a twinkle of troublemaker in her eyes. Our hands and lips were all over each other throughout the night. Inebriated and making out with a hot girl under the starry night is the most awesome feeling.

At the end of the night I was pretty convinced I was going to get some action. We had been all over each other, and I found out she lived in Downtown also. Now every guy who has taken a girl home from the bar knows they had to deal with logistic. How do I get everyone home worry free while my girl and I go our own way?

Ester came with her friends so my friend John and I figured we had to take Ester’s friend home. So we drove Ester and her friend to her friend’s place and dropped her off. Her friend literally told me to take care of Ester. John then dropped me and Ester off at my place.

You would think that is a done deal. Yeah right. I wish it was that simple. It was 2:30 in the morning, and Ester decided she needed to walk her dog. Are you kidding me? Fortunately she ONLY lived 5 blocks away. I walked her back to her place to pick up her puppy, THEN we walked the dog back to my place. While the puppy roamed around my apartment we finally had some private time on the couch.

Throughout the night I could see Ester had quite a large pair of breasts under her outfit. For whatever reason, I was super aroused as I kissed her on the couch. I moved her hand closer to my crotch, and she voluntarily grabbed on and stroked me. I was rock hard at that time. She unzipped me and proceeded to give me an awesome blow job. A few minutes passed by I took her hand and led her into my bed. I had a studio apartment at that time. How convenient, only a few feet from the couch to bed. While she straddled me she took off her top. Wow, oh my god, what a huge pair of perfect breasts. They must be D cup, full and shapely, no sagging at all. I am telling you, there are a lot of Korean girls with big natural breasts. I felt them up, bury my face between them, and for sure, they were real.

Sex that night was pretty good for drunken sex, but next morning when the alcohol wore off, round two was even better. In fact it was great. To this day I still reminisce the moment. It was purely dreamy, good sex with no emotional connection or responsibility. It was simply hot sex with a large breasted girl that I took home from a bar.

Ester and I met up again later that week, but this time we did not feel a connection. Of course I still wanted to hook up with her, but I think her emotion had shifted.

Slept with 2 Korean Girls in One Day

Although this blog is about Korean girls, inevitably it also reveals my character. As I write these events in my life I notice a pattern of avoiding intimacy and commitment. Sure, a guy can play the field, date multiple girls, but looking back I wish I had given to these girlfriends more of myself, more love, and be a little more vulnerable.

Ashley was one of the girls that I kept a thin veil of emotional separation. We met at a happy hour. She was cute, and had a good job. She was a physical therapist who is passionate about helping people. She drives a Honda SUV and likes the outdoors. She has a nice tan unlike many Korean girls who avoid the sun. That’s right, not all cute Korean girls drive BMWs or Mercedes and wear high heels and make up.

On out first date I noticed that she can definitely drink. Korean girls have a reputation for being good drinkers. I would say there is some truth to that. We ate and drank and bar hopped. It was a lot of fun. I was a late bloomer, and never enjoyed the partying scene in college. Even in my young adult life I still felt like a by stander when I am in a bar or a club. It was nice to be swept away in the buzz of the alcohol, the loud music, the crowd, and in the embrace of a cute girl.

We hooked up on our second date. She stayed overnight. Again, I will provide some graphic details more to record my memory then to present you with titillating visuals. I remember her telling me she hadn’t had sex in a while and was kind of nervous. When we started it was hard to get inside of her. But once we got going she was an animal. She wanted to be on top so she can aggressively work to achieve orgasm. In some way it was kind of arousing, but it was really not my preference. I prefer to be in a more dominant role in bed.

Ah, now I remember why I did not follow up with Ashley. I was with Jeanette, my perfect girlfriend at that time also. The morning Ashley stayed over we had sex again, and that night I went to Jeanette’s place to sleep with her. Yup, I was a dog. I just wanted to score with 2 different girls in one day. Really though, I had a full time job and did not have enough time for all those girls. Although it was cool to say that I had sex with 2 different girls in one day, in reality, it was exhausting, and I was pretty sore the next day. Even though I was spread very thin between these two girls, looking back I still have to say that I held back emotionally. I could have put more of myself out there.

Couple of years later I saw Ashley on Facebook getting married. I am still single.

The Perfect Girlfriend


Jeanette was one of my favorite Korean girlfriends. Jeanette was tall, elegant, fashionable, sophisticated, funny, and had an awesome body.

I met Jeanette at the mall while she was browsing some high end kitchen ware. We went out for drinks and we had instant chemistry. I am a pretty low key guy so I get along with girls who are mild mannered, soft spoken, and feminine. Jeanette was like that except she was also professionally successful in her own rights. She held a management position at an international bank. We kissed on the first date and everything just felt right.

On out second date I told her to dress casually elegant. It is one of my favorite lines to get girls to wear a dress or skirt. Jeanette showed up at my door wearing a beautiful short pink dress. Of course I checked out her long lanky legs. She is 5’7″ tall. I love tall girls. If I was taller I probably would want to date the supermodels. But since I am only 5’10”, a 5’7″ girlfriend is perfect.

For our date we went to a wine tasting event that had a poor turn out which was great. We had dinner with wine paring at a small garden with very few people nearby. It felt very romantic and private. After dinner we came back to my place. I took her hand and brought her into my bedroom. We made out passionately. She had nice, full pillow lips that I can just kiss forever. Of course I wanted to have sex with her, but she would not let me. Instead she guided me to her chest area. I pulled down one side of the bra and a large firm breast popped out. What a bonus. A tall, thin, beautiful Asian girl with large breasts. I sucked on them and just indulged in her beautiful body and her soft skin.

It sounded like I talk a lot about girls’ breasts. My intention is really to give the readers a fair representation of what Korean girls are like whether it is personality, outlook, desires, or in this case physical characteristics. Anyways, in my experience Korean girls can have good sized chest. It’s still in the minority, but definitely not an exception.

After our second date I hinted to her that I would love to try her cooking. So for our third date she invited me over to her condominium. Jeanette was financially successful so she had her own small, but modern one bedroom condo. It was well decorated with some of the art works given by her friends. I do find that Korean girls tend to have more male friends (oppa) than other Asian girls. I could be wrong.

The dinner was gourmet, tasted fresh and delicious. If you meet Jeanette, you may get the impression of a typical Korean hottie albeit a little on the demure side. She’s fashionable, sexy, and got all the name branded clothes and hand bags. She goes to fancy restaurants and travel to exotic vacation destinations. I am always wary of girls with that sort of lifestyle. I am the type who is resistant to commercial temptations. I am reluctant to part my hard earned money for overpriced over advertised consumptions. The great thing about Jeanette was that although she is a high end consumer, she is not a blind consumer. Through her extensive dining experiences she was able to reproduce these tasty dishes. She definitely put in the effort to impress me. For me, that was not only acceptable, it was admirable.

After dinner we continue to indulge in our Prosecco. We fell all over each other. She was wearing a thin velvety blue dress with short skirts. I carried her into the bedroom and tossed her onto her fluffy queen bed. After more passionate kissing I pulled off her panties which was soaking wet. Later I would find out that Jeanette was always very sexually responsive. Every time I reached my hand down below it is met with thick, slippery, dripping warmth. I went down on her smoothly waxed private area. I pleasured her so intensely that she could not take it anymore and begged me to enter her.

Physical intimacies with Korean girls are always great because they take great care of themselves. Their bodies smell great, their skin is perfect. Jeanette just had the perfect body. She had thin long legs, perfect breasts, bare private area, and silky smooth skin. I could spend the whole night and day just nibbling on her.

I also particularly enjoyed our pillow talks. Whether it was after sex or on a lazy Saturday morning, we just lie in bed and talk about random subjects. Jeanette can be quite funny. She would stare at the white ceiling of her bedroom and muttered that she wanted to paint the ceiling. I asked her what color she wanted to paint it, and she said, “white”, and we burst out laughing. She also wanted to get a new BMW 3 series to replace her old BMW 3 series. What a funny girl. There is some truth to the culture of materialism and conformity among Koreans, and they all drive BMWs or Mercedes.

Jeanette definitely likes to buy nice clothes and fancy hand bags. She told me she needed an outside storage facility to keep all her off season clothes. At the end of every season, she vacuum seals her clothes and pack them for storage. Also when she is not sure of what to buy, she always buys the most expensive item. I am not going to be judgmental. She is actually good with her money, invests wisely, and not living beyond her means. One time we walked by some handbags, and she grabbed one that she really liked. After several minutes of deep contemplation she looked at me for approval. I shrugged and told her to get it if she wanted. She could sense my lack of enthusiasm so she reluctantly put it away.

Jeanette and I dated for a few months. We had a lot of fun. We dined out frequently, but not always at expensive restaurants. She obviously knew more about the food scene than I did. Sometimes we go to the hole in the wall places. We took overnight trips to nearby cities. Sex was great. She was on the quiet side though. Girls who are louder tend to excite me more. She was very submissive when she is with me despite being professionally successful.  Unfortunately at that time I was experimenting with being a player. I was dating multiple girls. I was open and honest about it with Jeanette. She was ok with it initially. But after I missed our scheduled dates several times she decided the open relationship was not for her. I was quite sad that she was no longer part of my life. She really was a wonderful girlfriend. I miss her a lot.

No need to talk to pick-up a girl


Yi Jin was more of a fling than a girlfriend. However, I want to share this particular experience so you can see a wide spectrum of Korean girls.

Yi Jin is definitely a FOB (Fresh of the Boat). She hardly spoke any English. I met Yi Jin at the mall. I noticed this cute girl as she walked by me. I turned around, jogged, and caught up with her. Our conversation was very brief. Less than 2 minutes. I asked her if she wanted to have a drink with me. She thought I meant right then, right there. Well, both of us were kind of busy, so we exchanged numbers.

One thing I consistently noticed with FOB Korean girls is that they like you to go pick them up even for the first date. I’ve literally had a 2 minute conversation with this girl, and she trusted me to come to her apartment to pick her up for our date.

Sometimes I just take girls out for drinks on the first date, but other times I take them out to dinner. There is no rhyme or reason. A lot of it depends on my feeling, the time of the week, the time of the night or whether I am hungry or not. Although there are no deal breakers, I have to say, try to avoid fancy expensive restaurants. First of all, never try to impress a girl with fine dining. Secondly, a fancy restaurant is actually a very uncomfortable setting for 2 people who do not know each other very well. Save that for your girlfriend.

With Yi Jin, I did take her to a decent restaurant. I cannot remember why I did it, but it just kind of blend into the date. We had drinks first then we had dinner. After dinner I drove her back to my place, and we made out hot and heavy on my bed, but did not go beyond that. Sex did not happen until the second date.

Some American guys like Asian girls, especially FOB Asian girl because they are subservient. I hate the word subservient. It is as if they are your servant. I do like the little bit of shyness and coyness. Yes, being with that kind of girl naturally puts me in a commanding role. So when I am with a girl like Yi Jin I do order her around, and she follows my command.

I will be a little graphic here. In the bedroom I would order her to take her clothes off, show me her thin, petite body. I like to watch her parade in nothing except her high heels. She hardly spoke any English, and she is such a thin girl so I tossed her around in bed. When I fucked her hard she screamed uncontrollably in Korean and clawed my back with her ornamented finger nails. I loved that. Just for your interest, by this time, we still had not had much of a conversation.

Again this was another short lived fling. At that particular time in my life, I had couple of girls on my plate. Unfortunately Yi Jin was not a priority. She texted me back several times, asking me why I was always too busy to see her. To be honest I have a busy life and cannot really juggle more than one girl. At that time I did, and it was quite demanding. I ended up losing all the girlfriends because I could not give them enough attention.

Smart, Sassy Dental Student


Jenny was quite a character also. I first met Jenny at a night club but it was part of a professional mixer. It was Jenny’s birthday. We got shots and had a few prolonged drunken make out. Next day I texted her, but she responded “you are really cute, but I have a boyfriend “. WTF?

Months went by, and I ran into Jenny again at another club. We talked briefly and went our separate ways. Next morning I woke up with a text timed at 2:00 AM “want to come by my place and have a glass of wine?” Argh, I slapped myself on the head. I just missed a booty call. I should have checked my phone before going home. FYI – This has happened before to me in a different variation. So guys,, always check your phone at the end of the night. Maybe even up to 1 hour after you leave the club. Girls who want action, but do not want to look bad in front of their girlfriends will text you after she get home, hoping you can come over.

But all is not lost. I messaged Jenny again, and we decided to meet up for a drink in the evening.

When I saw Jenny in the better lighting of a restaurant, she was taller and more elegant than I remembered. She has that classic Korean look with the small eyes and dark eye brows. Jenny was super fun to talk to. She was demure but with a calm affectionate energy that radiates in sporadic out-spurts. She was also super smart without being aware of it. She grew up Korea and went to dental school in Korea, but she was able to land a residency position at a prestigious hospital in the United States. It is hard for a foreign grads to get a residency position in the US so she must be very smart. Jenny is one of those people who just follow her path without trying to grab more than her share but always ended up more because she was that good. She actually thought she would be making $40,000 a year after she graduated until I corrected her, and told her she would be making $400,000 a year. She was so thrilled after hearing that. After our drink I tried to cash in on my booty call, but she told me “next time”.

We texted back and forth. Jenny’s text was always enthusiastic and full of emoji, exclamations. We finally agreed on a night to meet up. We both understood what we wanted. Jenny does not drive, so I had to go to her apartment. Her apartment was very sparingly decorated. She had a mattress on the floor and her school supplies strewn about. On her mattress we had great sex. She was very loud and vocal. Later on I found out that it was a bit exaggerated.

After we had sex a few times, Jenny began to feel attached. She wanted to do boyfriend/girlfriend activities such as going to Disneyland. I did not want to drive down to Anaheim and spend a whole day walking around so I refused. She became upset. I also noticed that she was less vocal in bed. Her wild and sex crazed persona had changed into a more reserve girl.

So far my entries come across as a series of sexual affairs rather than intimate boyfriend girlfriend relationship. Well, that is true. At this particular state of my life I only wanted casual dating, and experience as many girls as I can.

My final night with Jenny was the night before I head out for a vacation in Asia. Jenny was being difficult, withholding her affection. After I left for my trip she messaged me once, but I stupidly did not respond. I was oversea, and I thought I would answer her when I get back. Who answers international text anyways? Well, that was a hard lesson learned. After I returned from my trip, she had taken herself out of my life. Now I know to be extra attentive to my girls when I am traveling.

Girl in the leopard printed mini-skirt


I met Candy on I am embarrassed that I do not remember what she did for a living. She was pretty smart I know that. It must have been some kind of engineering because on our first date she was explaining to me the programming language of the Android apps.

On our first date she showed up wearing leopard printed mini skirt. She is what many consider a FOB (fresh of the boat). She lives in Koreatown and spoke with an accent. We went to a casual bar in Koreatown. We had beer and a few small bites. I like Candy. She was easy to talk to. We had intelligent conversations which is my preference. Often I do steer dating conversation toward family, hobbies, and relationship, but for me intellectual conversation is my default. Hanging out with her felt effortless.

On our second date I drove her home, and fortunately I found a place to park my car. With my car taken care of, I made an excuse to go with her to her apartment. She did not object. She lived in a pretty small studio apartment, so while she did her kitchen chores I laid on her bed. I drew some pictures and asked her to come take a look. Since we were already in bed, we started kissing, then I flipped up her leopard pattern skirt and pulled down her panties. No fancy dinners, no Prada purse, just got together and romped.

Candy was a cool girl. She would cook me Korean food, Japchae specifically, and fill my rice bowl when it is empty. During the time we dated I always thought I deserved better. Although she was pretty, she was a bit on the shorter side, and her thick behind was fun for the sack, but does not make her a leggy, sexy arm candy. I was also somewhat embarrassed dating a FOB girl. Her fashion was just not quite up to the American trend. Yes, I was shallow.

Because I could not reciprocate the same level of fondness she had for me, we parted our ways. We did have some fun though. Sex in my SUV at the beach was one of my fondest memories. The adrenaline  from the fear of being caught produced one of the greatest orgasm I have ever had!

Club Diva


Cathy was the first girl I have ever taken home from a club. I met Cathy at a night club in LA. It was one of our favorite because there was always a good crowd, and the large outdoor area was good for chatting up girls. Cathy was the first girl I have taken home from a club the same night. I still remember approaching her with 2 of her friends with a silly opener, “Are you girls lawyers?”

The girls were open to talking, and what tipped me off was that they were a group of 3, and Cathy drove herself. I hit it off with Cathy right away. I took her to the dance floor and we got drinks together. Pretty soon her friends were leaving, and they all seemed ok with her staying with me. At the end of the night we walked out of the club hand in hand. Maybe I mentioned getting something to eat, but eventually we decided to go hang out at my place and watch TV. I specifically remembered her saying, “just TV, nothing sexual”.

After we got to my place, we spooned on the couch and watched some irrelevant show on TV. Just when I started to wonder what I was suppose to do, I felt her ass wiggled against my crotch. I told myself, “This girl does not want to watch TV”. I grabbed her hand and took her to the bedroom. The clothes came off. She had a nice set of, perky, bountiful breasts. Probably C cup. Looking up with her on top of me was an unforgettable sight. I buried my face between them. I have discovered that quite a few of Korean girl have good sized natural breast. Although Cathy really wanted to have sex, I think she was still a bit nervous. She was not very lubricated, and I did not have any lube. The sex wasn’t that great. After sex we hung out a bit, and I drove her back to her car.

Over the next few weeks she came over several times. It was a predominantly sexual relationship. She would bring some pizza. We ate at my apartment, drank a little, and got busy. The sex got much better as we got more comfortable with each other. She also gave the most amazing blow job. She does some kind of sucking technique that to this day, no other girl does. It felt spine tingling amazing.

One night, while we were hooking up, I made the mistake of saying how it is perfectly acceptable for a girl to be a slut. I got that stupid idea from reading tips on the internet. I think it trigger something in her. Maybe it made her question her behavior, who knows. She got up, went to my freezer and literally downed half a bottle of Grey Goose vodka. She came back to bed. We had sex. Then she started getting very drunk and emotional. It was impossible to talk to her. It was raining that night, but she walked out onto the balcony. I did not know what to do. She stood out there, soaking wet, with her back towards me. The image of her long wet black hair and the silhouette of her body in the rain was quite haunting. Almost like a ghost in one of those Chinese movies. Eventually she came back in, but went straight to the bathroom and locked the door. I could not get in to help her. I thought she may be trying to hurt herself.

As the dawn breaks, I heard the click of the latch from the bathroom door. I opened the door. She was lying naked on the floor semi drunk or hung over.

After that night we stopped seeing each other. I was worried that I might end up in a situation where she will hurt herself, or hurt me. Couple of month later I did see her again at the same club. It was the end of the night, and it looked like she was going home with some guy. Wow, I sure felt special at that moment.

Korean girl who grew up in China


Joyce was the first Korean girl I have been with. I met her on an online dating site called ClicktoAsia.

My main profile picture was a total douche bag photo.  I put a ton of gel in my hair to spike it up. I wore a white V-neck and as many chains, pendants, and dog tags as I could around my neck. I slouched into the couch, and stared into the camera with the “I don’t give a fuck” look. The picture actually worked because Joyce told me that was what she fell for.

For our first date we decided to meet at the mall. She brought her little Maltese in a freaking doggy purse. WTF? In my mind I was thinking, here we go, an annoying, entitled princess.

Yes, the dog really bothered me. She even brought it into the theater as we watched the movie. She promised me the dog would not make a noise, and she didn’t. But overall Joyce was very pleasant, laughed easily. And it helped I like the way she looked. She was petite, had nice thin legs, and a good girl look.

I cannot remember who paid for the date. I probably did, but it was a non issue.

On our second date, she ended up in my apartment. We started making out on the couch. Then she said, “Take me to your bedroom!”. All right! That was easy. I thought to myself. I picked her up, and tossed her onto my bed. Clothes came off, and off we went at it.

Joyce was cute, but not the most beautiful girl I have dated, but sex with her was amazing. Something about her personality, the lack of inhibition, and her loud uncontrollable scream during sex really turned me on. Some girls just scream in a way that really, really got me going. Maybe it is that combination of slight exhibitionism and the fear of neighbor come knocking that made the sex so intense. She is one of the few girl that I could have sex with 4 times in one night. As I re-awoke in the middle of the night, my hand would  mysteriously ended up between her thighs. For some reason she was always moist, and ready for more, and so was I.

Well, enough about the great sex. Let’s talk about her personality. Aside from her dog urinating on my kitchen floor, I got along with her really well. As I mentioned before, Joyce likes to laugh, and she was just overall very easy going. Just to provide more details, Joyce was born in Korea, but actually spent part of her life in China, before moving to the United States. I am sure that has some influence on how she behaves.

She invited me over to her place several times and cooked me bulgogi (korean BBQ). Her place was tiny, so I would eat dinner on the couch. After dinner she never asked me to help her clean up. I just smiled at her, and asked, “what’s for dessert?” She would put on the shortest dress without panties, straddle over me or just kneel down between my legs and go to work. Ok, ok, I kept writing about sex. Honestly, the relationship was very sexually charged, but in a very light hear-ted, fun, enthusiastic way.

Eventually our fun fling ended. I think it may be because I went on a long trip oversea, and just never picked up the momentum after I came back. We did hook up one more time a few months later, but by then she had moved 1 hour away. I just never bothered with that commute again.